20 Of The Most Epic Burns Teachers Have Dished Out To Students.

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People on Reddit were asked: “What is the sickest burn you have seen a teacher give to a student?” These are some of the best answers.


1/20 Student: “Can we postpone the math test? It’s on my birthday.”
Teacher: “Well unlike your birthday this math test was planned ahead of time.”

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2/20 As a joke, a student asked the teacher how you get 4 gay guys to sit on a bar stool. He then flipped his shop stool upside down. The teacher then said “That’s a good one. We had that same joke in my day but it was with sorority girls.” The student thought that was a better version of the joke. Then the teacher said, “Hey, isn’t your sister a sorority girl.” The look on his face was priceless.

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3/20 Student constantly skips class

Teacher: “Where’s Justin?”
Student: I can call him if you want.
Teacher: Do it.
calls Justin
Teacher: Hey, Justin where are you when you should be in my class?
Justin: (you can tell he’s a little freaked out) Uhhh… McDonalds.
Teacher: Pick up an application.
click

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4/20 Student: “I’m going to be one of the people running the world, by then. I’m the future.”
Teacher: “That’s like reminding me that I’m going to die. Only more depressing.”

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5/20 Teacher: (Doing attendance) “Sarah? Oh hi Sarah, I didn’t recognize you without your glasses (pretty girl who usually wears glasses)… And (to Ben, the class clown) Ben… Where’s Ben? (he’s in his usual spot) Oh Ben there you are, I didn’t recognize you with your mouth shut!

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